CrashMyParty

  • Subscribe to our RSS feed.
  • Twitter
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • Digg

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Kenny Chesney - Welcome To The Fishbowl

Posted on 10:52 by Unknown
This guy is a huge star in the country format but I'm really not a big fan because of his need to sing such poor material so often. His choice of songs is obviously the issue with his catalog as I can barely find a good song on his album usually. He did have one album that was a total success but that was way back in 2002 which is now ten years. He's been inconsistent since and here we go with another album where he begins with a slow song called "Come Over". This song is exactly what I mean a weak composition with pop production making it so stiff and stale that it isn't even listenable.

The next track is the duet with Tim McGraw which is getting radio play right now and it's just OK as well. The Chesney fans who've made him so successful will love this disc because this is the same drivel that they've been loving for years. Songs like the "A Small Town" which is just craptacular.  I don't know if you could find anything less offensive, dry, passe, boring and vomit enducing if you tried. Not only does this song make your stomach want to spew all its contents on that track but the next one is nearly as sickening.

The 70's AM radio styled "Makes Me Wonder" is almost acceptable but the production takes all the dynamics out of the music. It is just so safe and polished as to not be abrasive at the slightest so his old granny fan-base won't be offended by the noisy stuff the guitars might make. Holy freaking hell Batman another ballad! Too fucking many on these awful songs creating an album of filler. He at least attempts something up-tempo in "Time Flies" that is pretty typical fare for Kenny Chesney and his island pop ala Jason Mraz. Oh look more ballads that continue to the albums close.

I'd like to say these words to Kenny Chesney his management team his record label and anyone who thinks this is good music: FUCK OFF & pull your fingers out of your ears because this is not good music this is pedestrian bullshit garbage and the reason your industry is in the sorry state that is. You keep releasing shite like this to the public and expect them to buy your product for the bloated cost you charge at retail. I recommend nobody buys this music but everyone steals it burns it to a disc and mails it back to the label with a note telling them it wasn't even good enough to keep for free!


Email ThisBlogThis!Share to XShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest
Posted in | No comments
Newer Post Older Post Home

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Popular Posts

  • Whitesnake - Slide It In
    After having a huge conversation/discussion about Whitesnake's North American breakthrough I decided to write a little about the awesome...
  • Burton Cummings - Massey Hall
    Considering Burton has been apart of my listening rotation since my birth and I've grown up a fan of his musical musings I'm a littl...
  • Carrie Underwood - Leave Love Alone (Jimmy Kimmel Live!)
  • Plain White T's - Wonders Of The Younger
    A late year release for Plain White T's and one that should be on your list. The band nearly erased everything "Hey There Delilah...
  • The Remix Cancer Of The 2010's
    I remember the extended long play 12" vinyl from the 80's that just gave us longer versions of pop songs for clubs. Now we get a mi...
  • Neon Trees - Picture Show
    This band has a fairly large job ahead of themselves in following up their debut and the solid singles released from Habits. Neon Trees kick...
  • C.O.C - Corrosion Of Conformity
    This is a hard album to review because they've been gone from the minds eye for so long as their previous stuff didn't stick in my l...
  • Rival Sons - Head Down
    The third album in the Rival Sons catalog is another solid retro infused hard rock record. The songs this time around aren't quite as go...
  • You Obviously Are A Fucking Moron!
    It's funny how one stupid moron posts a comment on Facebook and my blood boils instantly upon reading it. Why in the bloody hell do peop...
  • Billy Talent - Dead Silence
    Considering the last album was disgustingly poor and a major disappointment I had no positive expectations for this album but deep down I re...

Blog Archive

  • ►  2013 (44)
    • ►  September (1)
    • ►  August (5)
    • ►  July (7)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  May (4)
    • ►  April (4)
    • ►  March (8)
    • ►  February (2)
    • ►  January (12)
  • ▼  2012 (194)
    • ►  December (4)
    • ►  November (18)
    • ►  October (10)
    • ►  September (31)
    • ►  August (15)
    • ►  July (6)
    • ▼  June (24)
      • Jedward - Young Love
      • Everclear - Invisible Stars
      • NIckelback Vancouver BC, 2012
      • Owl City Feat. Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time
      • Poll This!
      • Songs That Go Great With Beer & Sunshine
      • Lit - The View From The Bottom
      • New Music: Songs That Don't Suck
      • Maroon 5 - Overexposed
      • Soul Asylum - Delayed Reaction
      • Lita Ford - Living Like A Runaway
      • Kenny Chesney - Welcome To The Fishbowl
      • Roxy Roller Glam Rock Greatness: Original & Covers
      • 10 Songs That Should Be On Your I-Pod
      • Bryan Adams @ SOFMA, Victoria BC
      • Smashing Pumkins - Oceania
      • Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show - Sloppy Seconds
      • Marina & The Diamonds - Electra Heart
      • Josh Turner - Punching Bag
      • ZZ Top - Texicali
      • Jettblack - Raining Rock
      • The Hives - Lex Lives
      • L.A. Guns - Hollywood Forever
      • Gotthard - Firebirth
    • ►  May (21)
    • ►  April (17)
    • ►  March (20)
    • ►  February (18)
    • ►  January (10)
  • ►  2011 (186)
    • ►  December (4)
    • ►  November (19)
    • ►  October (26)
    • ►  September (19)
    • ►  August (13)
    • ►  July (14)
    • ►  June (7)
    • ►  May (18)
    • ►  April (12)
    • ►  March (29)
    • ►  February (13)
    • ►  January (12)
  • ►  2010 (76)
    • ►  December (12)
    • ►  November (28)
    • ►  October (15)
    • ►  September (17)
    • ►  August (4)
Powered by Blogger.

About Me

Unknown
View my complete profile