So let's have a go at the absolute worst bands to have ever existed but I'm only putting popular bands that most people know not those obscure weird ones.
20. Phish - this band is so overrated and loved for something called being a jam band. I don't anyone that could listen to this tripe sobre so stoned and drunk hipsters and college kids being their fan base makes sense.
19. Dave Mathews Band - I don't know nor do I understand why this shit was ever popular. They are one of the most boring and lame bands I've ever heard in my life. None of the songs make me want to listen to them a second time and Dave is a far better actor than a songwriter or musician.
18. Pearl Jam - Here is a band that hasn't written a good song for years. Actually have they ever written a good song? Well yes they have but if you take the girth of their work and pull out the two or three tunes that don't suck donkey dick you'd be in the 97th percentile of sewage.
17. Black Veil Brides - I've listened to these posers enough to know that this is nothing but fake popsters trying to emulate bands like Motley Crue and Kiss but with even less musicianship and more goofy emo techniques than anyone should have to suffer through.
16. Animal Collective - Their brand of twee is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while you're trying to wash the dishes.
15. NSYNC - They do not need additional information added to backup why they made the list.
14. Korn - There has never been any reason to put a Korn album unless you wanted to clear the room of anyone cool, intelligent or that has taste in music.
13. Blink-182 As far as the pop punk revival bands this one is terrible in comparrison to all the rest. They are like a cheap paper-machete version of Green Day that have nothing good to offer.
12. Lady Antebellum - You can polish a turd and this band comes about as close to a polished turd as you can get. They have championed placid drivel their entire career and if they could ever record a song that wasn't over produced to the point that any and all character has been removed I'd be surprised. This band has no heart or depth and is the epitome of vanilla.
11. Incubus - It's not that this band shouldn't be on this list it is where should they sit. They are fucking terrible and it is very easy to hear just randomly pick an album and a track and the suckage will present themselves immediately. Anna Molly anyone?
10. Hootie & The Blowfish - You can't find a band more blah and vanilla that this one. The pseudo country pop of this band is cringe worthy. There hit singles were hits in the worst period of music history the grunge era.
09. Dimmu Borgir - Never have I heard a band so over the top and pretentious than this one. Their music is all pomp with astoundingly stupid lyrics. The entire black metal genre is ridiculous but this band is easily the worst in the genre of dumb.
08. Red Hot Chili Peppers - I can't explain how terrible this band is and how much suckage takes place on their awful albums. The lead singer can't stay in tune, actually, he's always flat and monotone. Flea is by far the most annoying bass player in all of rock. Their heroine addict guitar player is too sporadic and well if you like the same 3 or 4 drum patterns repeated over and over then you are in heaven with this shit.
07. Jonas Brothers - Do I need to say more?
06. The Arcade Fire - I'm still waiting to hear something attractive to my ears. In a way, they're like the over-processed food our generation consumed as children; with color and nutrients added after the fact, they almost smell and look like something that's good for us. But they're not. Arcade Fire is not good for us.
05. Talking Heads - David Byrne can't sing the band can't write a good song and they are way too artsy in a bad way. This band makes shit music and creates nothing memorable.
04. Radiohead - The hipsters wet dream band but I can't agree with anyone who thinks the music this band makes is anything but awful. They have nothing going on when it comes to melody and the one time they wrote a passable song (Creep) they still managed to fuck it up by swearing on the original version that needed to be re-recorded without the F-bomb. There are really bad bands out there raking in the cash and moving units but not many that stink like this one.
03. Eagles - When it comes to pathetic this band brings a whole new meaning to the word. Sure they are popular and it proves that popularity doesn't mean good. Song after song of fecal matter is spewed out of the speakers with each and every album.
02. Insane Clown Posse - Garbage flow, terrible lyrics, nonsensical rambling, violent on a 12 year old level, cheesy as cheesy gets and never had a hit single this shit shouldn't be allowed to record music ever again and save the world from their stupid image.
01. Tragically Hip - Sure they are overrated and have some of the worst lyrics in music history and maybe the most annoying front man to ever grace the position. This band is by far and I mean miles and miles the worst band that has found success that I've ever heard.
Friday 26 July 2013
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