Luke Bryan - Crash My Party

And this is what country is selling us right now he and Jason Aldean are the supposed be all end all of the hip side of country music. Well I listened to this piece of crap and I want my frickin' time back! This album is barely country when it comes to the music, sure it has some twang and some small town bullshit lyrics and lots of wanna be cool "I drink beer a lot" lines but this is nothing but contrived garbage for the absolute lowest common denominator. There is nothing on this release that is delivered with an emotion outside of needing to fart and holding it in.

Songs like "Roller Coaster" are so pathetic that I'm sure most of the talented Nashville unsigned artists are thinking I throw away better songs than this. Then you get the astoundingly awful in "Blood Brothers" and "We Run This Town" songs that anyone with talent should be embarrassed to sing and whomever wrote this crap should be sent back to the minors for lack of creativity and melody. I'd goes as far as sentenced to songwriter death and have their guitars confiscated.

As far as I'm concerned this album is for those fans who don't actually "listen" to music those that immediately like it because the singer might be considered cute or handsome both lacking in this guys sense but hey there is no accounting for taste. Crash My Party never gets to party status unless sitting in a corner with your thumb up your ass drooling over a playgirl magazine is your idea of a party. The songs are all snoozers none of them kick it into gear as the title suggests and everyone should pass on this pale attempt at making a country record. This is far from a country album and very far from good. Please someone stop whomever is signing these untalented wastes and paying off everyone to play the crap the release and then say nice things about douches like Luke Bryan who sound as fake as their images. This isn't Milli Vanilli because Bryan actually sings but everything else is fake including his twang. Go buy a real country album like Wheelhouse by Brad Paisley, Ashley Monroe's brilliant Like A Rose or even the more rock oriented LoCash Cowboys major debut album that actually brings the party. Just stay the hell away from this sort of pedestrian bland faceless drivel!